Rocking Chair
Alec has been feeling his age lately. He is almost 1 and a half now! He will rest in his rocker.
"Why... welcome all you youngsters! Come on in and set a spell..."
"Yessiree-bob! I was around at the turn of the century."
"Back then, Sesame Street was only on SIX HOURS a day!! And I watched it uphill...
BOTH WAYS!!"
Alec drifts off mid-sentence... "Whuh! I'm up! I was just resting my eyes!!"
"Anyone seen my pipe... and my bubble mix? How about my chew? You know, the plastic ring?"
Alec is a little tired and apparently... sniff sniff... incontinent. Good night!